花生友看動物紀錄片?

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30/11/2011

花生友看動物紀錄片? 陳淑莊

「花生友」是網絡用語,指旁人「食住花生等睇戲」。「特首選舉」是一齣恍如「建國大業」般的跨年巨製,由兩位男主角「雙英」傾力演出,其他名人串星逾1200人,重頭戲是明年3月25日的選委投票日,所有串星和臨時演員將在此幕傾巢而出;不過至今導演、演員仍未收到最後劇本。而其餘700萬港人則「焗」住睇戲,一眾「巴打」、「絲打」齊齊做花生友。

近日傳媒影評以「豬狼鬥」為電影揭開宣傳序幕,花生友齊起哄,接着「龍豬」、「狼馬」笑鬧一番;惡搞照片更是此起彼落,英年「早逝」照、缺失男和振英拖手見記者照,以及「狼吻」英年照網上瘋傳;真難為兩位夫人!劇情發展至今,娛樂性富豐,完全是一齣無厘頭港產笑片格局。(當現實世界已如斯荒誕離奇、笑料百出,未來喜劇電影的道路將會更難走!)電影笑中帶淚,悲情位是當阿爺表態祝福,則不論是比豬更蠢,還是比狼更奸的都會勝出成為特首。忽發奇想,假如阿爺不出手,任由兩位男主角各自發揮,劇情或會更加高潮迭起,更具追看性;花生友亦可以多得幾個笑位。非常期待,在沒有劇本的情況下,一眾串星、老臨會怎樣演呢?建制派政客、一眾官員又會有一個怎樣的演繹呢?

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